First Young Woman (earnestly): I never really liked Yogi Bear, y'know? Because what he did was, like, totally deplorable. What right did he have to take other peoples' picnic baskets?
Second Young Woman (surprised): What rights? What about Yogi Bear's rights? I mean, he's been totally marginalized!
First Young Woman (defensive): Marginalized? He lives in a national park, right? His rights are totally protected.
Second Young Woman (aware of scoring a knockout blow): But who built the national park, huh?
First Young Woman (reluctantly): Oh, yeah, you're right.
And before you ask, of course this was a bus going back to Hyde Park.
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