Kenneth Hite ([info]princeofcairo) wrote,
@ 2005-01-20 01:53:00
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And the Envelope Goes To...
It's award season!

The Coveted Outie Awards are up at my new Out of the Box column! Congratulations to all the winners.

As a bonus award ceremony, here are the Ten Best Movies I Didn't See In 2004.

Los Angeles Plays Itself (Thom Andersen): A documentary about the history of LA as seen through the movies; this would so beautifully combine my cinemaphile and urban-history joneses as to be unmanageable. I missed it on its way through, thanks to the New Austerity, which means I stop scanning the listings for the Siskel Center. Hopefully it will show up on IFC so I can TiVo it, or get back around some time when I can scrape together a roll of nickels from the nightstand coin basket.

Big Red One: The Reconstruction (Sam Fuller): A restored version of Fuller's masterpiece, about the First Infantry Division in WWII. Played the Film Festival, but was a victim of my austerity and [info]his_regard's timing issues.

Bride and Prejudice (Gurinder Chadha): Aishwarya Rai plays Jane Austen's Liza Bennett, or rather "Lalita Bakshi"? In a Bollywood musical? Sign me up. This hasn't hit Chicago yet, but [info]mollpeartree and I are so there. My only worry is that their Darcy will simply vanish into air, into thin air, next to Ash.

Merchant of Venice (Michael Radford): Although the reviews have been mixed, it's Pacino playing Shakespeare. Hasn't hit Chicago yet.

Zatoichi (Takeshi Kitano): A 2003 film, but it didn't hit Chicago until 2004, so it still counts. It'll be fun to see Beat Takeshi's take on this classic. I'll see it at Doc this quarter, if I'm in town then.

Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood): Would be rated higher, but I was burned by the over-praise for Mystic River, which was very, very good but not a masterpiece. I may see it first run, or wait until Doc.

Before Sunset (Richard Linklater): Another film combining film and urban genius loci, and Linklater to boot. [info]his_regard saw it two or three times without me during its Chicago run, which means I can beat him up about it for another decade. I'll probably see it at Doc.

Hotel Rwanda (Terry George): I'm surprised I haven't seen this yet, given [info]mollpeartree's Don Cheadle issues. I'm sure I'll get around to it some time, though.

House of Flying Daggers (Yimou Zhang): A victim of austerity, and worse yet, one that [info]gnosticpi, [info]lhn, and [info]kaynorr have already somehow seen without me. I'll figure something out.

Fahrenheit 9/11 (Michael Moore): A mendacious compendium of balderdash and flim-flam, but by all accounts (including that of [info]robin_d_laws, whose word is worth weighing like sapphires) a masterfully-assembled one. I'll catch this in 30 years, when I can appreciate it on its merits, much as I did JFK.

And finally, the Ten Best Movies of 2004 That I Actually Saw: The Incredibles, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Primer, The Saddest Music In The World, Kill Bill 2, The Passion of the Christ, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Collateral, Sky Captain And The World of Tomorrow. Honorable Mentions to The Ladykillers, Kontroll, and Coffee and Cigarettes, which could easily be swapped out for anything in the bottom six. And yes, I'm apparently too old for Garden State and too young for Sideways, since neither hit me anywhere like they seem to have hit their target audience.




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Life Aquatic
[info]cosmicdolphin
2005-01-20 02:42 pm UTC (link)
We Caught 'Life Aquatic' the other night, and it depressed the hell out of PXR5 and I. It was nearly as terrible as the 'Dawn of the Dead' remake.

Just relentlessly depressing. I'm sure there's a good movie in there struggling to get out, but it didn't make it for us.

I'm sure the 7/8 year old kids that parents had brought to the show were mystified, although one young lad was obviously pleased at the small quantity of naked breast action ;-)

Sky Captain was pretty, as a display of computer graphics, but since Jude Law is the epitome of evil, then it could not be saved.

I haven't been able to face watching Kill Bill 2 yet since the first movie was so atrocious.

Hands down best movie of 2004 was probably 'Around the World in 80 Days'

cosmicdolphin

cosmicdolphin

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Re: Life Aquatic
[info]kaynorr
2005-01-20 02:58 pm UTC (link)
"Depressing" wouldn't really be the word I'd apply to it. "Aggressively lethargic" would be my tag. The whole thing just plods along, and if I wasn't such a big fan of the overall Wes Anderson aethetic I would have been severely disappointed.

And, Wes needs to find a new theme. The whole "desperate, flailing attempt to recapture lost greatness" thing has been played out by now.

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Re: Life Aquatic
[info]princeofcairo
2005-01-20 09:58 pm UTC (link)
LASZ was such a triumph of style and mood that I forgave its aimless plot, which as I understand these things, is how one makes a European film. I do wish he'd kept Owen Wilson as his scriptwriting partner, though -- the differences between Zissou and his other three (with Wilson) don't redound to the credit of Noah wossname.

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Re: Life Aquatic
(Anonymous)
2005-01-20 05:13 pm UTC (link)
You should definitely catch the reconstruction of the Big Red One. It's worth it. I can only hope that Fuller's original four hour cut finds its way out of the studio vault and onto DVD someday.

Chris Pramas

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[info]kaynorr
2005-01-20 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Wherever you're getting your intelligence from is at least a little faulty. I haven't seen House of Flying Daggers yet and despite [info]gnosticpi's and [info]voxel's review of good-but-flawed (which is pretty much the same tag I'd give to, say, Hero) I'd be up for seeing it if I somehow screw up in the next month.

Can't this weekend, because apparently I have plans for all day Saturday. Check your email.

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[info]voxel
2005-01-20 04:32 pm UTC (link)
I'd pretty much say House of Flying Daggers is flawed more because there was a better movie going through my head at the end of it than there was going on screen.

I don't think Hero is flawed - but it definitely comes from a different perspective that not everyone (especially in the US) will agree with.

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[info]gridlore
2005-01-20 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Happy Martin Luther King Day, net-punks.

White Wolf is never going to live that one down, are they?

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[info]cynaguan
2005-01-20 07:50 pm UTC (link)
[info]mollpeartree has Don Cheadle issues?

I have yet to see any of the films you have yet to see, but they're mostly on my list of movies to see. So, um, ditto.

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[info]mollpeartree
2005-01-21 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh yes. The issue being, Why isn't Don Cheadle in more movies?

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[info]cynaguan
2005-01-21 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm thinking Hollywood's answer is something along the lines of "Look, with Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, and Ving Rhames we really don't have room for another black leading man. Especially not one who doesn't seem to like playing crackheads and gangsters."

I feel your pain, though. He's redeemed too many mediocre pictures. I'd like to see him in more good films, and in more leading roles. Did you ever see Rosewood? A fairly crappy movie but Mr. Cheadle gets to play piano, wear a 'do-rag and shoot some rednecks, so it has its moments.

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[info]mollpeartree
2005-01-21 09:07 pm UTC (link)
No, I haven't seen that one; sounds like I ought to rent it ...

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[info]his_regard
2005-01-20 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I only saw Before Sunset once.

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[info]chadu
2005-01-20 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for the nod, mang. Glad you liked it!

CU

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[info]lumpley
2005-01-21 12:43 am UTC (link)
Kenneth! Thank you!

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[info]princeofcairo
2005-01-21 01:21 am UTC (link)
No, thank you. (And the same goes for you, [info]chadu.)

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[info]ptevis
2005-01-21 04:30 am UTC (link)
And yet I loved Sideways.

Of course, I'm Miles with hair, so I guess it makes sense.

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