Kenneth Hite (princeofcairo) wrote,
Kenneth Hite
princeofcairo

All Theory Begins As Tragedy And Repeats As Farce

[INTERIOR: THE #6 BUS ABOUT 9:15 PM ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT]

First Young Woman (earnestly): I never really liked Yogi Bear, y'know? Because what he did was, like, totally deplorable. What right did he have to take other peoples' picnic baskets?

Second Young Woman (surprised): What rights? What about Yogi Bear's rights? I mean, he's been totally marginalized!

First Young Woman (defensive): Marginalized? He lives in a national park, right? His rights are totally protected.

Second Young Woman (aware of scoring a knockout blow): But who built the national park, huh?

First Young Woman (reluctantly): Oh, yeah, you're right.

And before you ask, of course this was a bus going back to Hyde Park.

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This hilarious drama is brought to you by WildClaw Theater, Chicago's premier theater of the horrific, and by Night's Black Agents, currently nominated for five ENnie Awards.
Tags: antic disposition, chicago, life of the mind
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